Understand this!

AY tells me that DY has to go to a leadership training camp for work.

Horrified (after all, DY's place of employment is full of really young people and, from what I understand, most of the female employees worship the boss like cult followers), I start picturing the learn-everyone's-name game ("Please describe yourself using an adjective that begins with the same letter as your first name." "Hi. I'm Anal-Retentive Andy." "Boring Barry." "I'm Cheerful Candy!" "Hey, I'm Drunk Dan." "Egomaniacal Ethan." "Farty Freida." "Gorgeous Georgia." "I'm High-on-Life Heather!" "Irritable Ian." "Hi. I'm ... ... Jolly Justina...?") and The Trust Game.

I turn to AY to make sure she understands something about me: "Ok, I HATE those stupid ice breaker games! People always think I'm the type of person who LOVE these games, but I hate them! I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!"

AY assures me that she already knows this about me.

PHEW.