Too good for crow's feet? Oh yeah, that's me!

Up until now, I thought that crow's feet were hot. But only on men.

I am officially changing my Crow's Feet Position to "Oh yeah, crow's feet are hot!" SINCE I NOW HAVE SOME OF MY FUCKING OWN.

Actually, they are so deep that I can't call them crow's feet. They're more like... bald eagle's feet. No, no, something bigger. Like... the branches of the tree that the eagle sits on! Yes! I HAVE TREE EYES!


For those of you who don't understand the above diagram (so, like, all of you), the branches go where normal crow's feet go. And of course my eyes are ROOTED in wisdom.

Thank god the previously-wrinkle-free areas next to my eyes are not the source of Justina's Funny. Otherwise, my humour would be all cracked and not good right now! *rubs My Funny to assure I've still got it* Oh, yeah, still got it!