Yesterday, I provided you with my self-assessment that on a scale of 1 to 10, my day-to-day social awkwardness comes in at around a 2 to 3.
Today, I went up to a guy and prefaced my verbal diarrhea with: "Can I be a little inappropriate, and a little socially awkward?" And then I proceeded to blurt out shit, which may or may not have offended him.
WHICH!!! One could say increases my social awkwardness drastically. HOWEVER, given...
(a) my level of self-awareness
(b) my warning him beforehand
(c) my general awesomeness
(d) my slight delusions
(e) my self-aggrandizing
...I HAVE DECIDED that this does not increase my day-to-day social awkwardness.
And that, boys and girls, is the beauty of self-assessments. Ta dah!
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