December 01, 2011

I'm getting ready to propose

I'm long overdue for a work husband or a gay husband.

I may have finally found a contender for the latter. I was out with PGH (Possible Gay Husband) last night. We were making fun of someone's mistake. I was laughing really hard because it was funny and because I'm bitchy like that.

PGH: "I wouldn't laugh that hard. Remember your tryst in England?"

Me: "Bitch!"

PGH: "I have dirt on everyone."

I think I'm in love.

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